From The Fun & Sad Departments

Aug 16th

Sometimes I post random stuff, but it all has something to do with marketing.

Waste Paper Basketball Shoot

Addictively fun. If I were an interactive media designer I would create games like this to help build huge link equity into my site.

A link is nothing but a comment or remark. Be remarkable! More Fun: GOOG
Last I checked I was up to #8 for GOOG in Google. I would be inclined to call you cool if you link to me with GOOG in the link text, likeso:
GOOG.

Funny
The LinkMaps PageRank flow chart (PDF) from Bruce Clay's thread about his new SEO Toolset.

Our Fearless Leaders?
Need help with their meta tags... the state of Massachusetts has a rather spammy looking meta description tag, don't ya think?

Live in Perpetual Fear?
3 years after that horrible event occured (and a few months before the upcoming election) September will now become "National Preparedness Month."

What is interesting about the upcoming month is:

  • Why did we wait 3 years to have it?

  • Why is it being announced on the 9TH of the month if it is running the entire month?

hmm...a recently used SEO article line comes to mind..."the odd waft of BS"

I am sure this particular part of this particular post will piss off a few people, but I post it knowing that will happen. I feel using fear to manipulate people for self gain is one of the worst things this world has to offer.

Comments are open. Feel free to tell me how evil I am :)

SEO Blogs Unite to Overthrow Seth: Vote Beal...

Jul 21st

Recently my buddy blogger Andy Beal got nominated as a finalists for the ClickZ Marketing Excellence Awards 2004.

He is up against Seth Godin, who recently made a post about why he did not like SEO. While Seth is still one of my favorite marketers I am still mad at him. If you like SEO vote Beal :)

Congrats to a Buddy

A couple posts ago I talked about a weird bug in Yahoo! search where they labeled some PDFs with some weird label. I originally found that in the Internet Marketing Research forums. I would like to point you there, but I can't.

John decided he didn't like that name no more and he moved the IMR forums over to the V7N Web Developement Community. He added a bunch of other cool features to the site. Graphics and scripting resources, regional seo & designer directories...lots of cool stuff. He just needs to get my full book review up there still.

I am the SEO moderator type guy there so feel free to stop in and say hi :)

congrats on the move John

Free Gmail Account

I got a free Gmail invite for whoever is the first person to write me with the subject line "don't be evil."

Just for fun, explain what evil is in your email too...

Also, if you miss out on that one I have one more that I will give away in my next newsletter. You can subscribe to the newsletter if you scroll down a few posts :)

<update> congrats to Marius, our winner today from Germany</update>

Fun Sites

Everyone should be able to laugh every once in a while. The last couple days I have been running into a few sites, so I figured it would only be fair to share.

Cool site #1 http://www.checkpr.com/ - citation: being a knock off site of Prog / Proogle. either he is reselling the software, or someone else is selling the exact thing that is on his site.

Cool site #2 http://www.trafficpowersucks.com/ - citation: found this puppy in my server logs. apparently the site owner has a big thumbs down for the services traffic power provides. the owner of that site may actually be more blunt than I am!!!

Cool site #3 http://www.blogspam.org/ - citation: this guy took the movement of the blog spam comment fight and used it to gain link popularity into a fake front about him wanting to stop blog comment spam.

his site now has sponsors, services, links and advertising sections right on the home page. in these sections he has great worthy blog community type causes such as:

  • Discount cigarettes

  • Cialis
  • Canadian Pharmacy
  • Canada Pharmacy
  • Canadian Pharmacies Canada Prescriptions

It is odd that his links are extremely similar to those left by prescription drug addicts who frequently forget their name and leave their favorite drugs in my blogs. On his site David describes himself as a "leader of an anti-spam movement."

Way to go David. If only we all had your convictions or inner strength!

Crossing Over

Word, Schizzle...
Since Snoop put out his own web page translating product recently many top media moguls have decided to fight back invading the hip hop seen.
Holla Back
Mickey Mouse now has a rap song (with curse words and all)...

(Thanks Tristan from Belgium)

Blogging for Happiness

For a laugh:

So this is going to sound absolutely stupid, but much of what I say does :)

I am going to take reality tv meets search engine marketer meets crazy diet trend and make it fun. I have been rather lazy recently and my diet has been aweful. I decided that I could create a blog about losing 30 pounds in 2 months and try to get the blog top rankings by the end of two months also.

A gimick you say? Only if it doesn't work. The name of my blog is Fatty Weight Loss (I am fatty, and I aim to lose weight). The goals are:

  • to go from 222 lbs to 192 lbs by July 15

  • rank #1 on Google for "weight loss" by July 15

100% Nigritude Ultramarine: a Deep Shade of Blue

May 14th

I'm Blue,
I peed on a guy. I'm Blue, I peed on a guy? - Did anyone understand what Eifel 65 was saying when they sang that... um "song?"

It's all about community:

New WMW Forum
the SearchGuild Nigritude Ultramarine Contest is causing many groups to rally together.
Internet Marketing Research (Also:I am the new SEO type moderator guy at IMR)
SEO Chat is backing a couple people
SEO Book Readers...your cue to send millions of wonderful link to this page...I am begging here...jars of gourmet peanut butter work too.
See also

Feel free to spam this specific post with your nigritude ultramarine entry.

Coachella

Apr 28th

My roommate is a huge Pixies fan. He thought it would be a good idea for us to go to Coachella. I will thus be going to California and unfortuantely leaving this blog behind for a couple days.

You can still get your Coachella tickets on eBay. I will be the kid with an orange shirt and green tent.

If Google announces their IPO while I am gone I will sneak into their complex and nab a Segway while nobody is looking. I figure my Google Pin should be enough to get me through the front door.

Hopefully spammers will keep this blog active while I am gone. Just to get them rolling I will spam my own blog.

Paxil Side Effects
Ketchup
Zoloft Side Effects
Garage Door Openers
Track & Recessed Lighting Fixtures
and how could I miss
Cheap Pills or
Adult Fetish Videos
Vote for Me

see ya soon
Aaron

Random News and whatnot...

Share: one for me, one for you...Yahoo! to split after strong earnings
Are You Famous? Ask Jeeves
Email secrets: Germans hate Gmail
Search secrets: Others hate this Google search result.
Deja Voo? I have seen this somewhere before: plagiarism software
PPC = pay per call? FindWhat? How?
Nobody cares: AOL to offer free stuff. By the way, I have a take one and throw it away policy wherever I see AOL CD's.
Greed Cancer: lawyers complaining about the money spent on their mesothelioma keywords. (over $30.00 / click on Overture right now)

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